Things that Annoy Me

Life is full of small annoyances. Here are some of my pet peeves (footnote: don't get yourself a pet peeve. Get a goldfish or something instead):

Typos, where instead of a simple misspelling, e.g. a shoufling of the words ("truoble") or a non-word ("troublw"), the word is misspelled as a real, existing one with a different meaning, and I get confused for a second while I'm reading.
When people say "how you do one thing is how you do everything." (No it's not (topic for another day)).
My cat jumping on my shoulder while I'm sleeping. I know it's just affection, but does she really gotta wake me up like that?
When I begin to take myself too seriously.
The fact that I played maybe ten minutes of a video game and couldn't remember any of the details except for the fact that I enjoyed it, which makes it impossible to search for online.
Things I have to microwave for more than three minutes (TV dinners are the worst offenders; the meats will cook in like 4 minutes, but the potatoes/mac n' cheese or whatever takes like 15+).
The fact that, if I make instant noodles with dried vegetables, I have to put the veggies in the microwave with the water, but then when I go to pour the water out, all the vegetables fall out.
When I accidentally hit a certain combination of keys or do some mouse gesture and realize there's a secret feature on my computer, but I can't figure out how to do it whenever I want.
People who think you need to go to church to have a relationship with or worship God.

Christians who say "church is the people" but then think they're better than you if you don't go to church.
Mormons who think they have a better relationship with God than converts because they were "born and raised in the church."